Thursday, November 15, 2007

Newfie's Cure Alls and Magical Elixirs -- Part One

According to my friend Newfie, pine sap is a definate "must have" when creating a Newfie First Aid Kit. Not only does it coat and heal cuts and minor abrasions, it stops scars from forming, prevents infections and promotes new skin cells. He also told me if you ever find yourself alone and feel a heart attack coming on, just take a deep breath, hold your stomach, and cough as hard as you can. He couldn't explain how this was suppose to stop the attack, but assured me that it does. Hmmmm, guess I can just throw out my CPR card now. More cure-all's to come.... Stay tuned!**

The above is meant for entertainment purposes only. These are not proven medical treatments and should not be interpreted as such.

1 comment:

  1. Pine sap, huh. Sounds lilke Windex in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding."