I'm a real potty-mouth by comparison, Fire Fox, what with 8.1% of my pages containing "cussing." I use the scare quotes coz the dirty words aren't listed. One assumes Carlin's seven words form the basis for the test, but ya can't be sure...
Carlin was my first, Buck! I came across his album one evening while babysitting for my "cool" Aunt and Uncle... Thought I had really hit the proverbial jackpot! It was all downhill from there for me... corrupted at such a young age! I became a heroin user at 11, prostitute at 12 and cussed up a storm when I was 13... well, er I think I might of said "jeezus" to which my mother handed me a bar of DIAL soap ~ "eat it" I think she said... pretty much sums up my wild childhood... HA!
Oh yeah, saw you like Chris Daughtry....he lives on the outskirts of our town.... he's so yummy! Went driving through his neighborhood one day, saw him in the yard with his family. About drive directly into a tree. Thought I'd share!Mom's an interior designer with clients in that neighborhood (that's what I was doing there, LOL can't live there on po-po salary!), I keep hoping they'll call. No luck yet ;)
KV - don't let the meek, mild, writing style - fool ya! I used to drive trucks years ago and learned how to cuss with the best of em... it's almost addictive... every other word... you know... effin this, effin that... all depends on the company that you keep and the old adage... When in Rome speak "greek"! Chris is definately one of the yummy ones... so hope you don't mind but I am FREAKING jealous that you can just hop in your car and do a "drive-by"!! Grin.
I'm a real potty-mouth by comparison, Fire Fox, what with 8.1% of my pages containing "cussing." I use the scare quotes coz the dirty words aren't listed. One assumes Carlin's seven words form the basis for the test, but ya can't be sure...
ReplyDeleteCarlin was my first, Buck! I came across his album one evening while babysitting for my "cool" Aunt and Uncle... Thought I had really hit the proverbial jackpot! It was all downhill from there for me... corrupted at such a young age! I became a heroin user at 11, prostitute at 12 and cussed up a storm when I was 13... well, er I think I might of said "jeezus" to which my mother handed me a bar of DIAL soap ~ "eat it" I think she said... pretty much sums up my wild childhood... HA!
ReplyDeleteOK, now I feel REALLY bad! (does it count that I don't drink or smoke?)
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, saw you like Chris Daughtry....he lives on the outskirts of our town.... he's so yummy! Went driving through his neighborhood one day, saw him in the yard with his family. About drive directly into a tree. Thought I'd share!Mom's an interior designer with clients in that neighborhood (that's what I was doing there, LOL can't live there on po-po salary!), I keep hoping they'll call. No luck yet ;)
ReplyDeleteKV - don't let the meek, mild, writing style - fool ya! I used to drive trucks years ago and learned how to cuss with the best of em... it's almost addictive... every other word... you know... effin this, effin that... all depends on the company that you keep and the old adage... When in Rome speak "greek"! Chris is definately one of the yummy ones... so hope you don't mind but I am FREAKING jealous that you can just hop in your car and do a "drive-by"!! Grin.
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